i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some
stop reblogging this
This is it. This is the pinnacle of nerdom. This is the greatest height of nerdery that has ever been reached before.
Peter in Loki’s body on a bus downtown to the real Loki and making an excuse that he’s going to a comic convention.
Never will such levels of pure fucking nerd ever be seen again, it’s just not possible. This is a beautiful day, I am glad I am alive to experience this, god bless.
paparazzi would show up to a celebrity’s lesbian wedding and be like ‘so-and-so looked classically chic at elaborate friendship ceremony with long-time ‘gal pal’ so-and-so. the two reportedly shared a completely platonic kiss and vowed to be ‘best friends’ for life’
hearing the media talk about lesbians is like trying to watch the 4kids version of an anime
they’re just cousins
when u miss the last step on the stairs
Can we just remember that the animators drew snow white frame by frame.
Someone drew that intentionally.
How do you feel about death?
What are your greatest imperfections?
Do you have any cats?
What brings you joy?
What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?
Do you believe in the underworld?
Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?
Do you like to read/write?
What is the most terrifying thing you've ever done?
How is your health?
Tell us about your relationship with your father.
What is your favorite animal?
What is your relationship with your mother?
What do you think happens when we die?
What is your favorite flower?
Have you ever been betrayed?
What kind of music do you listen to?
Have you ever been in love?
Do you have any children?
Are you a silent or talkative person?
How old are you?
What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone?
What is your family like?
Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?
What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?
What do you think of yourself?
Are you an easy person to anger?
Would you consider yourself an artist?
Do you play any instruments?
Do you drink?
Do you have a bad reputation?
Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?
Have you ever stolen anything?
Are you a moody person?
Are you a confident person?
Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?
Where do you think we go when we die?
Apollo & Dianna:
Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?
Have you ever gotten into a fight?
Do you generally give good advice?
Have you ever felt trapped?
Do you have a job?
Have you ever had your heart broken?
Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?
Do you daydream often? Of what?
i love GIRLS and i love when girls LOVE THEMSELVES and i love when girls LOVE OTHER GIRLS and this is so AMAZING
masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person
You were my new dream.
Blakney Francis, Someone I Used to Know (via mirukisu)
*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*